Now, a few pointers to the young man who called me.
1. When you restrict the number, it's an automatic red flag. Although I do understand the point. That way you don't have a bunch of folks calling your mom Monday morning to tell her what you're up to.
2. Saying "Hi, this is 'that guy' from 'the photo session' " is another clue to me that you're not really a client.
3. Also, saying "the photos suck and you're going to have to come back out" isn't really what I'd expect from a client either. If they're that bad, I'm pretty sure they don't want me back to repeat the torture.
4. Making a fake vomit noise at the end of the call, while it made me giggle, also negates your authenticity.
However, it was a lovely try and provided some entertainment for the evening.
And since I don't want to leave everyone without some pics, here's some of little miss "I" who is hopefully still about 12 years away from her days of crank calling.